House-ism

This article is courtesy of Dr. Gregory House, M.D.

Overworked, underpaid and under-appreciated? We understand! So straight from the mouth of Dr. Gregory House, we present the House-isms you will need to survive the work-day.

Warning: Use at your own risk

1. When your colleague asks you to file a document...
House-ism: "I'm too handsome to do paperwork"

2. When your boss asks you to do the impossible (again)...
House-ism: "Are you comparing me to God?"

3. When you catch your colleague falling asleep at work...
House-ism: "Check for evil stepmothers. This much sleep usually indicates poisoned apples."

4. When your boss made a mistake...
House-ism: " It turns out your best judgment is not good enough. Here's an idea: next time, use mine"

5. When your subordinate asks you why you don't listen to his/her opinion...
House-ism: "I hired you because you look good. It's like having a nice piece of art in the lobby"

6. When someone's been trying desperately to get your attention...
House-ism: "Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun."

7. When your colleague asks, "What's wrong with you?"
House-ism: "Everyone knows what's wrong with me. What's wrong with him is much more interesting."

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