The day i wore my PCC

i went to work yesterday morning in a totally chirpy good mood because i'm wearing my new PCC. then out of the blue, my colleague commented that i look noticeably fatter after the hols.

there can only be 3 reasons why he uttered the despicable word:

1. my beloved PCC actually makes me look fat (nooooo!)
2. my new specs does not suit my face, thus causing me to look fat.
3. my grandma has a skewed perception of thinness and i was right about the extra 10 pounds.

i believe the last option is more likely because the average-sized girls back in the 1950s are probably considered buffalos in our society now. ugh!

then there was a last-minute meeting at 5pm which completely dulled my senses during the 2 hours duration. so i was in a pissy mood when i rushed home for my dad's birthday dinner. i drove at 100-120 all the way back until i suddenly noticed a small piece of paper plastered on the side of my car. it had rained earlier in the evening you see, so my car was wet.

is that a ...? could it be ... a parking summon?? you know the kind of parking ticket where you have to scratch with a coin? i tend to "accidentally" scratch in between 2 dates so i can reuse it the next day. that's what you get for being such a cheapskate. with my pissy and broke state, i can't handle anymore mental blows so...

i stepped on the gas pedal a little bit harder.

but the paper just continued fluttering and refused to disappear. okay woman, it's only one teeny fine. i mean look at how engwei rigorously donated to PDRM last time. so i opened the window and reached for the paper. it says:

hi! i wish to know you. bt i dont know how, so i used paper message to send to you. This is my email address "xxx@hotmail.com". hope i can receive your email soon and communicate. hope you dont mind. and i think we work in the same building.

oh i do mind alright cos you gave me a bloody scare! next time dont use pink paper because pink is for sissy and traffic fines. just admit it, my gorgeous PCC caught your eye right? hee hee...